OK. Its not as bad as it sounds. A few days ago the principle of our school came into our fourth hour class and called me and three of my friends to walk down to the office. I had never gotten detention or been sent down to the office so I was close to a heart attack. While walking down the hall we asked him if we did something wrong. He was silent. He brought us into a side room that I never noticed and sat us down. The mahogany table had tissues, hand sanitizer, small bottles of water… And mints. He laid out a pile of papers and said “Do you recognize these?” We examined them and we said yes. They were memes sent to each other on gmail. Two if the other kids and I were involved because we commented on the memes one of the boys had sent us. I had said that u had seen on of them before. The next thing that he said was the kicker. “Look at the people that you sent it to.” We did… And we freaked out. The kid who had sent the gmail in the first place, when he was typing in names to send it to, had accidentally sent it to the superintendent. We told our principle that it was an accident and that we were sorry. He said that if it was an accident he could tell the superintendent that. It turns out that it was all a misunderstanding and everything is fine. And slowly, one of the boys reaching into the mint container and grabbed a mint. The principle (still being all business) said that we could have as many as we want. That was a bad idea. The other boys and I grabbed a handful of mints and exited the room. We went down the hallway and laughed while eating mints. That is the best part of going to the principals office.
-Dr. Porkchop