February 8, 2017

New Story!

The world was ending, that much was obvious. But why? Why…

The jump was dangerous they told me. But did I listen? Of course not! The cliff was only 307 feet from the ocean. Yet I had never attempted such a task, at least not in front of the public. I stood on the edge of the cliff. Eyeing the water apprehensively. I turned around again looking at the still growing crowd ready to watch the boy whose ribs showed, the boy who they had heard the stories of dangerous, life endangering stunts. As I turned my back on the news cameras, I looked down to the frothy, choppy waves the would kill any normal person. But I was not normal. I ran to the edge. And I jumped. As I fell I twisted in midair and I hit the water, then my life flashed before my eyes. And the world was ending.

                Thanks so much guys! This is one of my most favorite story so far!                       -Dr.Porkchop

January 28, 2017

A Huge Bump?

OK. Hello!

 Yesterday i was coming home from school when my sister started racing me to the door. I slipped and landed on my hip, knee and my face. I ran inside and my step-mom put some ice to reduce the swelling. My face had been bleeding, but now it just looks like I have a marble under my eyebrow (if you can imagine that). I may or may not be posting stuff for a bit if I forget than I apologise. Thanks so much for the support!

                          -Dr.Porkchop

January 25, 2017

Weird Facts!!

1) In 1923, jockey Frank Hayes won a race in New York, Belmont Park despite being dead. He suffered a heart attack halfway through the race, but stayed in his saddle until his horse passed the finish line.

2) Humans have individual tongue prints just like finger prints.

3) The lonleyest creature on the planet is a whale who has been calling out for a mate for over two years. Its voice is higher pitched than most whales so they never respond.

4) In 1567 the man with the longest beard died after tripping over his beard running away from a fire.

5) The longest snowflake ever recorded was reported to be 15 inches across.

 Thanks so much for looking at my website! Have a wonderful day!                                                           -DrPorkchop